It’s nice to get some positive news sometimes.
"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild
(Source: haimtheblog, via alanadanielleestehaim)
im all for a tarzan remake where everything is the same but tarzan is a girl please and thank you
and in case ur wondering yes jane is still a girl they’re jungle lesbians you’re welcome
(Source: gamegrrl, via berningers)
Trying to explain to non horse people how horse people can tell which horse is which in a pasture when “they are all brown” is frustrating.
did he give her 2 thumbs up?
no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”
Putin is obviously doing bad things, and is generally a dick, and I think we can all agree on this.
That being said, my favorite part about Putin seems to be that he just doesn’t give a shit, and I can admire that.
(Source: misterjakes, via harrystyli)
This belongs in a museum
(Source: sophiie-turner, via thebandhaim)
date someone who makes you feel like Everytime We Touch by Cascada on the inside
(Source: haimx, via papermassacres)
We’re in the year of 2014 and only now have we gotten photographic evidence of dragons petting cats
i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!
Spanish has a variety in swearing and a flexibility that I miss in English
I mean yeah sure you can say ”fuck you asshole” to that driver who just cut you but isn’t that a bit lacking in spice when you can lower your window and shout I SHIT ON YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS YOU MALE GOAT SON OF A WHORE (me cago en tus muertos cabrón hijo de puta)
(Source: marfmellow, via cute-pubes)
1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask
(Source: c768cea--ing, via our-birdsongs)